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As a rare observer of that site, I can see why you'd go there. The format is expansive and it draws a different kind of person than the suburban masses using those other sites. You know, interesting urbanites. I'd actually considered putting a profile there if and when I actually get up the courage to do that kind of thing.

Then again, I've never trolled there for dudes, so maybe it's a different deal. I do all my dude-trolling at truck stops and rest stop glory holes.

That's, um, a joke.

I troll for dudes at churches.
Ok, I promise I'm not stalking you, ok? But it's Saturday night, a kid weekend, and I've got time to kill before I can fall asleep.

Your merc profile is actually quite good. You come across as smart, open, and unpretentious. The pictures (although I've seen them all before) make you seem like a lot of fun, appropriately hip but not to regrettable PDX excess, plus slightly geeked out (star wars) without putting you into these categories. Seems like a winner to me.

So it ain't you. It's them.

You rule. And you can stalk me all you want - especially when it results in reassuring me that it's not my profile. Those things baffle me, how to fill them out and make them appealing, etc. etc. And of course I hate having myself on display for people to go shopping for dates... *sigh* Ah well.
Also, that kitty is kind of cute. The Tron lover... well, he's special. And he's not far from the type of guys I was being hooked up with on eHarmony.
Oh, alright. I'll stalk you gently.

The kitty is cute, but I'm dumbfounded how people have sex in those suits. Feh. Kids these days with their crazy newfangled ideas about love. What's wrong with doing it missionary through a hole in a sheet and then crying afterward while asking Jesus to forgive you? It was good enough for Abe Lincoln. Should be good enough for them.

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